Hubby: D&L are expecting.
Me: No way! (Smiling and happy)
Hubby: What am I going to do? (Moping away)
Me: Seriously honey this is good news
Before we went to bed----------
Hubby: I just realized everyone is having babies after being married 3 years….why?
Me: Maybe you run out of things to talk about.
Hubby: You think?
Me: Are you going to be ok?
Hubby: If it could happen to them, it could happen to any of us.
Me: I thought they wanted to start a family for a while now.
Hubby: It doesn’t matter…everything is ruined, nothing will ever be the same.
Me: Oh honey…how will you make it?
Hubby: I don’t know.
Me: Hey can you turn up the TV it’s not drowning out your voice very well.
Needless to say we aren’t planning on children anytime soon. Jeez Louise. I might buy him a Sonic sundae to cheer him up.